"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have
a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives." - Rita Rudner
"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy
the wag of his tail." - Henry Wheeler Shaw
"Dogs are better than children. Even my friends with children
say that. As a dog friend of mine likes to say, children are for people who can't have dogs."